WOMAN: I’ve always found it tricky Meeting people face-to-face ‘Cash-rich, time-poor”s a cliche But appropriate in my case.
Tried speed-dating on the offchance But you know that something’s wrong When the regular three minutes Seems half-an-hour too long.
A colleague came in knackered, So I ask if she’s alright She says ‘Oh lord, I’m sorry. I stayed up half the night.’
